castielgratia:
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

(Source: R2--D2, via punk-goes-gay)

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via stay-calm-and-breathe)

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

butheichou-no:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

image

that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

That last gif will definitely be me I know it for a fact don’t argue about this with me

(Source: warningyoumayfall, via stay-calm-and-breathe)

login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like “i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit”

(Source: netscapeshawty, via stay-calm-and-breathe)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via stay-calm-and-breathe)

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

This was from like the 70s or 80s too. Marvel knew what was up.

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" I love that quote

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

This was from like the 70s or 80s too. Marvel knew what was up.

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" I love that quote

(via alien-femme)

  • Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
  • Mother: You love me?!
  • Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
melody-of-tombstones:

Emerald Ball Gowns

melody-of-tombstones:

Emerald Ball Gowns

(via nudityandnerdery)

vivaathletic:

babies always look cuter than adults

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via anotherlost-mermaid)